hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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