Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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