Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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