I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
