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Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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