I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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