Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
that is very illegal...i love you.
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