That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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