Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
How does one acquire holy water?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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