I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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