I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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