Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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