once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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