Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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