So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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