This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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