Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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