i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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