So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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