And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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