She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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