i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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