drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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