Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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