You can't special order awesome
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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