Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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