Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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