I wish I only lived at night.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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