so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
FUCK WHALES
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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