if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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