i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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