There is no way he is gay with that hair.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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