Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?