Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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