never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Randomize