I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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