And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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