Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I smell like Dick and happiness
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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