Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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