Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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