just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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