Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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