after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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