next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize
