Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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