Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
