i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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