Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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