It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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