butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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