Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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