the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Randomize
