I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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He passed out mid-signature
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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