Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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