He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i love accidental penises.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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